Week 15: Wham, Bam, Thank you Ram #FPL 17/18

December 6, 2017

Another big scoring Gameweek down and another Patreon Guest-Host to fill Craig's suede moccasins. This time Tom and Ash are joined in the studio by Mr "Mental Email of the Week" himself, James Doncaster! There's laughs aplenty as we review the weekend's action and give a surprisingly thorough preview, complete with tips and analysis, for the next two upcoming gameweeks. There's also all the usual features, a debate about what hat Ash should wear and there's a quiz... what - a - quiz.

Week 14: It would be Rüdiger not to #FPL 17/18

December 1, 2017

In a bid for Jeff Stelling's job, Tom and Ash return in the middle of Gameweek 14 and the scores are coming in thick and fast. They are joined by the third Patreon guest host (and, more hilariously, Spurs fan) Jack Saunders, who helps the lads cover the previous gameweek's results and talking points, as well as the upcoming fixtures and raises the Patreon Quiz standard a notch by providing props! What a time to be alive.

Week 13: The Sack Race #FPL 17/18

November 22, 2017

Patreon Guest-Host season continues as Tom and Ash are joined by the wonderful Adam Race. The gang discuss the weekend's results and how if you didn't have Salah or Hazard you probably didn't enjoy it much. We ponder the everlasting Kane debate, preview the upcoming two gameweeks - which are in close succession, and there's a quiz so nerve racking that Tom was physically quivering... although that might be something to do with the amount of Red Stripe we were drinking.

Week 12: The Internal Mole #FPL 17/18

November 15, 2017

Craig has disappeared to the jungle again, but fear not, as Tom and Ash are joined by the first of our Patreon Guest-Hosts. We attempt to remember everything in the absence of the most professional Gaffer and largely succeed as we review the Game-Week 11 results, preview the upcoming fixtures and answer your social media questions. There's also a dynamite quiz, some joke telling and several hundred puns on a certain someone's name.

Week 11: House of Red Cards #FPL 17/18

November 2, 2017

The Gaffers are back in the studio and back to business as we review the action from Gameweek 10. We discuss the big point scorers in the absence of Aguero and Kane, as well as attempting to understand the Man City rotation headache. We've also got the usual social media questions, a debate on dead celebrities that aren't dead yet, and a slightly worryingly titled quiz. Plus, we reveal a change to the usual podcast lineup for a few weeks while one of the Gaffers jets off to work on a tv show abroad...I wonder which one of us that might be.  

Week 10: The Gaffer Tapes: LIVE

October 25, 2017

The momentous occasion is here! The Gaffers go LIVE from Central London to record a podcast in front of a beautiful audience that travelled from all over the UK...and Spain! Enjoy the fantasy football chat, experience the laughs and hear the questions and jingles LIVE! Kane vs Lukaku, prosthetic legs, changes to the rules of football itself, room temperature sausages and R Kelly are covered in what was an absolutely brilliant, memorable evening for everyone involved. 

Week 9: The Gaffer Tapes 100th Episode Special #FPL 17/18

October 18, 2017

Soldering incidents, Asian cycling competitions and incestuous caravan holidays can't hold us bac as all 3 gaffers are back together to record a landmark 100th podcast! There's the usual fantasy football chat, interspersed in equal measures with nonsense and various trips down memort lane. To mark our centenary, we also have a very special interview with rapper, actor and comedian Doc Brown who talks candidly about The Beautiful Game and his beloved Crystal Palace. Plus, it's the return of Craig's Quiz, which has huge ramifications for next week's live podcast! (Dramatic Music)

Week 8: Murder in Isaac Successville #FPL 17/18

October 4, 2017

Sure, we don't mention Watford striker Isaac Success once during the episode but Craig and Ash do welcome TV's Luke Kempner into the studio in Tom's absence. The comedian chats about why Sean Dyche isn't the man for Arsenal, how he once captained Theo Walcott on a hat trick and throws in some incredible impressions, as you'd expect. With Tom  taking a well earned break before we reunite for episode 100. The remaining Gaffers talk football, discussing striking options now that Morata and Aguero are on the sidelines. 

Week 6: DELPHinoise poTAYTOS #FPL 17/18

September 20, 2017

Craig is still absent as we start to slightly worry about his wellbeing in Turkmenistan. But it's ok, because Tom and Ash are here to cover your fantasy football needs, plus we have Man City TV presenter Nicola McCarthy filling Craig's wicker loafers in section 2, providing some genuine professional football insight for once... I know, right?!

Week 5: A Tadic Too Long #FPL 17/18

September 13, 2017

Craig is on international duty in Turkmenistan, so the two main lads steer you through the week's football in one of the most thorough, stat-filled episodes to date. We talk red card replacements and transferring out the week's top talent. All the usual features and nonsense are here, plus there's a voice clip from a familiar face (voice).