Week 38: The Proof is in the Podding #FPL 17/18

May 15, 2018

The 2017/18 Season is over. The final league positions are revealed.
The quiz is tied: there must be a winner. Ooooh it’s exciting, isn’t it?!
Tom, Ash and Craig are back for the final pod of the season to review a great 38 gameweeks of Premier League action, look at the highs-and-lows in fantasy football and answer your social media questions.
There’s also a supermarket class-war argument, Ash makes a sex robot using a toaster and we finish, as we always do, on Tom’s traditional Lee Sharpe Anecdote. You lucky sausages.

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Week 37: Dead Cat Bounce #FPL 17/18

May 2, 2018

The stress of doing a couple of months of consecutive podcasting has proven too much for Craig and he’s limped off with a sore sausage. Fear not, as Tom and Ash are here for all your fantasy football needs.
In Part Two we welcome our buddy Dominic Monaghan back to the podcast for his hat-trick appearance. We had several hundred questions for him from our loyal listeners, which is why we spent the majority of the time talking about Dom’s love for Manchester United and how attractive he thinks Jamie Redknapp and Frank Lampard are. Plus, there’s an ill-timed Gaffer Holiday next week, so we provide a bumper preview of the upcoming Double-Gameweek and the final week’s fixtures.

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Week 36: Ings Can Only Get Better #FPL 17/18

April 25, 2018

The final Blank-Gameweek of the season is in the bag as we approach the homestretch of 2017/18. We brag about some ridiculous tips that came in and get so nostalgic about a certain Frenchman that it prompts several heartfelt singalongs. There’s a bumper Any Other Business, a new jingle all the way from Canada, an announcement about a very special guest on next week’s show, and Craig resurrects a classic Tom Holmes quiz that has suddenly become relevant.

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Week 35: Double Ended Gameweek #FPL 17/18

April 18, 2018

The Gaffers come to you midway through the big Double Gameweek. What we lack in knowledge about final scores, final points and final decisions on retrospective bans, we more than make up for in raising awareness on behalf of the Dildo Community and talking heatedly about personalised mugs. We do, however, prove our worth with some insight into potential Championship players to look out for next season, Ash answers some tricky Blank Gameweek Questions and we round the festivities off with a bonafide G.O.A.T quiz.

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Week 34: Double Game-Speak #FPL 17/18

April 12, 2018

The Moon Landing, The Assassination of JFK, Double Gameweek 34. One of the biggest events in the history of big events is finally here... being all big and eventy, and that. It makes-and-breaks seasons and separates the amateurs from the ones who claim they aren’t amateurs in their social media bios. Luckily The Gaffers are here to guarantee you success in the big Double Gameweek of the 2017/18 Season. We discuss what chips you should be using, who you should be picking and where to stick your Triple Captain. There’s also your Social Media questions, a (kind of) on-topic quiz and news of a Big Gaffer Giveaway!

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Week 33: A Handful Of Wood #FPL 17/18

April 4, 2018

Gameweek 32 has come to an end and so has Alan Pardew’s lengthy, decorated reign at West Brom. The Gaffers discuss the usual movers-and-shakers in last week’s fantasy football and look forward to the upcoming week’s fixtures. There’s a brand new jingle, a very heated debate about diving, an Avocado related conspiracy theory and the return of the notorious quiz ‘Boring Pundit... more like YouTube Fun-Shit’.

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Week 32: A lot of chips on one plate #FPL 17/18

March 28, 2018

Another international break is drawing to a close after the much feared (yet surprisingly high scoring) Blank Gameweek. We look ahead to the upcoming fixtures and the “Big Double Gameweek” on the horizon. There’s a retro World Cup inspired quiz that will be the nostalgia-lovers’s wet dream, Tom gets all uppity about Double Gameweeks and gives himself a social media upgrade live on air. 

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Week 31: The Whatever Gameweek #FPL 17/18

March 14, 2018

The Gaffers are back in the studio to go through a disappointing Gameweek 30 which saw low scores and bad captain choices all round, as well as previewing the much maligned upcoming “Blank” Gameweek and all its potential pitfalls. There’s some cracking social media interactions, another top-notch quiz, and keep an ear out for the door bell... we might have a couple of visitors.

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Week 30: Ayew Two Brothers? #FPL 17/18

March 7, 2018

Gameweek 29 is done and dusted and The Gaffers give it a thorough retrospective going-over. Discussion varies from Glenn Murray’s under-appreciation to Arsene Wenger’s overstayed-welcome. For the purists, there’s also the weekly quiz, hotdogs, chipmunks and Ash’s weird fetish for reunited Brothers. That’s Mental!

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Week 29: The Adventures of Jack in Butt-Land

March 1, 2018

The FA Cup break is over and the Caraboa Cup lifted, now it's time to get back to business. The Gaffers return to the studio to review the action from Gameweek 28. We discuss blank gameweek tactics, the use of your remaining chips, Duke Nukem and monks. There's also one of our favourite quizzes to date and we finally ask the eternal question "Who the goddamn tits is Andy Robertson?".

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